Ask Jim is easy!

All you have to have is a pencil and a problem, and the wherewithall to jot it down on the lines of the forms lying around the front of the stage.

Then, hand it in to the Ask Jim box, and wait for Jim to offer his sage advice during the next Greazy set.

All we want to do is to help you work it through, and yes, you can and will remain anonymous.

"It is good to hear Jim speak."

Below are some of the questions that have been put to Jim.

• Dear Jimmy,
  What do I do when I'm making love to my man and all I can think about is my bass?
• Revolution? Let's talk mass-based bottom up! There's more of us (Rank and File commoners) than there are them (corporate greeds i.e. gray-guys). Agree? How can we balance the power?

Why must we work!
      Why
         Why
            Why

• How do they get 5 oz of milk in a 1 oz slice of Kraft cheese?
• Why do people look for a good parking spot when they are at the health club?
• Our Greazy Problem is our uncontrollabel urge to pet the rapper dude's shiny bald head whenever he shakes his booty to the hippy-hippy shake of the Meal. What can you suggest to control our unbecoming urges.

(signed), Gone with the Wild and Co.

• If you were to happen chance on a large bag of some kind bud among your roommate's belongings -- what is the best course of action?

Options considered are as follows:
a) smoke it all yourself and say the neighbor's spider monkeys did it
b) invite twenty or so of your coolest friends over and share your prosperous find
c) return it to your roommate's "stash" spot
d) None of the above, let Jimmy the expert decide

Bonus Question: P.S. How many licks to get the middle of a tootsie pop?

(signed) Susie Stokin'

• An olympic size swimming pool is 50 meters long by 25 meters wide and 3 1/2 meters deep.

Question:
How did Michael Bolton get so popular?

To hear the answers, you gotta come to the show.